Soft, everyday tee that speaks to dog lovers with a dry, humorous voice. The simple German text—"Mein Hund. Meine Regeln. Seine Couch."—lands like a wink: you’re the one calling the shots, but you let your dog keep the couch. Lightweight, breathable cotton and a relaxed crew-neck give it an easy, lived-in feel. It folds into mornings with coffee on the rug, slow afternoons on the sofa, and neighborhood walks where you and your pup trade little rules and compromises. Subtle, neutral print keeps the message understated so it reads as a personal joke between you and fellow dog people. Wear it at home during cozy weekends, to casual meetups with other dog owners, or while lounging after a long walk—this tee blends comfort with quiet confidence.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seam-finished collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve and neck label printing
- OEKO-TEX® certified and EU-compliant safety standards (2-year EU warranty)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors